Asher and SIRI

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Asher asks Siri "Why did the chicken (and Bob) cross the road."  She responds  "I can't do that for you Tim."  Asher responds - "UGGG!  My name is not Tim!" Siri replies, "What else can I do for you?"  Asher responds "Wanna play in my room?"


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