George Washington Married a Three-Headed Alien
A Theory George Washington married a thee-headed alien. This is a theory gaining some credence in popular academic circles. It was not until much later in North American History that the idea of a Constitution and Declaration of Independence came into being - actually the view popularly held today originated in the late 18 hundreds in higher education. At this time in our nation's history our institutions of higher learning were few. A rewriting was extremely easy. And it was necessary in order to formulate a more workable/believable history. So the facts, sadly, have disappeared from our textbooks. It is true, however, that there was a document signed of great significance in 1776. It was this marriage contract with an extra terrestrial being and a prominent British official - George Washington (Oh yeah, we rewrote that matter with concerning British involvement too). The marriage only lasted 13 years due to incompatibility. Though the earliest records do not give this vie...